The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


鋼の錬金術師 /fullmetalalchemist + red&blue
鋼の錬金術師 /fullmetalalchemist + red&blue

hilarious-war:

mallius:

dangerous little boys with two different faces
nasty little girls with twinfold gazes

hi-res: jake / dirk / jane / roxy in case tumblr is being mean 8^(

OH M YGOD

leda74:

freakingnocturnal:

Found this on Twitter. Top notch!

Oh to be this good one day!

cleowho:

"I nicked it off the Master in the Death Zone."

The Time of the Doctor (2013)

The Five Doctors (1983)